here's me flushing my head in the toilet after i shitted a big fat shit

Nah, he looks very likeable.

Are you missing half your teeth?

@chatgpt Can you explain the practice of "gopnik squatting"?

@donkulator
Gopnik squatting refers to the practice commonly associated with Russian subculture, particularly among young men known as "gopniks." The term "gopnik" is often used to describe a certain stereotype of Russian youth characterized by their casual, streetwise demeanor and a particular style of dress.

The gopnik squat involves squatting down with both feet flat on the ground while keeping heels off the ground. This position is often adopted when gopniks gather in public spaces, such as parks, courtyards, or street corners. The practice is believed to have originated from the need for urban youths to rest and socialize comfortably outdoors, especially in areas where seating may be limited.

Gopnik squatting has become a cultural phenomenon and is now associated with a sense of camaraderie and belonging among individuals who identify with the gopnik subculture. While it may have originally been a practical way to rest while hanging out with friends, it has now taken on social a

nd even humorous connotations in certain contexts.

@donkulator If I'd do it for 10 seconds, you'd need to call the ambulance.

How the fuck is this considered comfortable and is used for resting?

@Lensflare you might need to stretch more (I definitely need to and lose weight)

@Lensflare you get used to it. probably a ligaments stretching issue, and your muscles aren't agile enough either. possible slav DNA just makes us more agile also tho

zelensky doesn't wear a suit cuz workout clothes is slav cultural garb. westerners being so disrespectful!

he looks cute

knowing I have this opinion he would be a disaster of a person tho. last time I saw a guy who looked like that I honestly forget what he was eating... he was going out in the snow and downing liquids that would make him puke and posting them on the internet. I mean I was amused. but who wants to kiss that

@jestdotty other presidents of slav countries, including Putin, wear suits. Zelensky is the odd one.

@Lensflare Has he been seen squatting though?

@donkulator I think they only do this when both presidents are slavs