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dandrei279
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How it would be if Microsoft built cars:

*press break pedal*
Message Box:"Are you sure you want to break?"
User:"Yes"
Message Box:"Are you sure?"
User:"Yes"

Comments
  • 9
    Linux Car:

    *press self-destruct button*
    Car: "Ok let's go. I don't even care"
  • 13
    @LastDigitOfPi
    Linux car:

    User:"Break"
    *nothing*
    User:"sudo Break"
    *user flies out trough the windscreen*
  • 4
    @dandrei279 controlling the car with "$ sudo su", won't be fun then
  • 10
    Working on updates 2/5
    85%
    Don't turn off your car!
  • 6
    User:"Yes"

    Message Box:"Buy the new Surface Pro"
  • 3
    Error: *Windshield became blue and BSOD appears*
    Apparently last mod you added to the car is fucking with the car's engine, so we're restarting the car for you!
    *Car turns off, takes time to turn on with those sounds*
    *Cars turns on*
    *Wild BSOD repeats*
  • 8
    32 Minutes until arrival...
    35 Minutes until arrival...
    12 Minutes until arrival...
    8 Minutes until arrival...
    46 Minutes until arrival...

    Error: %PATH% address not found

    *car crashes*
  • 4
    brakes.exe stopped working.
    Please wait while notifying Microsoft about this problem.
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