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Car: "Ok let's go. I don't even care"
Olverine6277207dWorking on updates 2/5
Don't turn off your car!
Message Box:"Buy the new Surface Pro"
BadMeetsEvil4971207dError: *Windshield became blue and BSOD appears*
Apparently last mod you added to the car is fucking with the car's engine, so we're restarting the car for you!
*Car turns off, takes time to turn on with those sounds*
*Cars turns on*
*Wild BSOD repeats*
frickerg3095207d32 Minutes until arrival...
35 Minutes until arrival...
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46 Minutes until arrival...
Error: %PATH% address not found
cafecortado1963207dbrakes.exe stopped working.
Please wait while notifying Microsoft about this problem.
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