Perfect error does not ex...

E486: Pattern not found: TODO

/* do not delete */

I'm a car guy

Waze is developed by Google?! Wth!

Well done, algo

This is why I have trust issues

When an engineer has to handle a flower

Found this screen shot on Google Play from the times linuxxx was a kid

How it would be if Microsoft built cars:

*press break pedal*
Message Box:"Are you sure you want to break?"
User:"Yes"
Message Box:"Are you sure?"
User:"Yes"

In a train, this is how they show the place of an outlet. That Intel logo is priceless

Q: What could make it better?
A: A cold alcohol-free beer.

Go update Gallery
Only today!!! 15.4% off

How do you know my name, AliExpress?

@notroot got me too

Found on "It's FOSS"

When a rant has 19 ++'s I'm like:
*++* "Here, have some stickers!"

Dev ducks. I don't have one, but I'll get one.
I've always talked to the people around me when I was debugging but now it's time to talk to a "real" duck.

That long took to display "Ave user!" 32,000,000 times

This is how a bug turns into a feature

Coffee (no milk, no sugar)
Metal (heavy, thrash)
Whiskey (or sometimes Vodka)

This is what happened at my school after an update...

I'm the devil, I love metal!
\m/

!dev

Hello! Do you have any idea how I change the connector of a ps/2 keyboard to USB? I've tried the following schematics that make sense but no success. When I plug in the keyboard the LEDs light up for about half a second and then turn off and the keyboard doesn't work.

This was my birthday cake. Thanks mom!

Once I failed captcha 4 times in a row. My colleagues told me: "Update your firmware, RoboCop"

Keyboard because touch keyboard doesn't make me feel hackerman

Got them!

Many thanks @dfox && @trogus

["Hip", "Hip"]

I want to have the super-power to do anything I want.

sudo -i

I want to personalize a T-shirt with some code or with a picture about programming. Any idea?