I don't get orphans. Getting stuck in the washing machine is everything you have to do.

Hmmm, they're not getting stuck in the washing machine you say... Maybe you can demonstrate the steps they're taking to me, and we'll see if we can find out what's going wrong together ;P

@BordedDev a lot of lube was involved. Probably to get me slide out.

@retoor That does sound like the problem, you'll have to try with less lube. There might be a bit more initial discomfort, but I'm sure you'll find the overall experience more enjoyable. I'm sure that'll get them stuck in fine from now on, oh and ignore the whining while they get used to it. ;P

what the fuck

@SidTheITGuy Sorry we can't help you with that, we don't sell any what

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLJncuS_-IU

!ashamed to say: I am very confused here.