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So my wife picked up some gyro meat (double entendre?). Anyway, she forgot feta and pitas. So we substituted parmesan and tortillas. I said we are eating Grexican tonight. Not sure if parmesan is Italian or not. So maybe we are eating Grexican🤌 tonight.

My daughter had her gyro, but the tortilla had ripped a bit. She said she had the ripped burrito. I said the burrito must have been working out, because it was ripped.

It is kind of sad though. We had a really good gyro place in town. But the owner died and so did the business. There are no other gyro places. Not all gyro heros wear capes. RIP

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  • 2
    So I look up parmesan. Apparently you can get stabbed by an Italian for calling it that. Supposedly you are supposed to say parmigiano.
  • 4
    I read that as gym meat
  • 2
    @jestdotty maybe the animal's name was Jim. Maybe it was one of those buff double muscle cows.
  • 4
    Omg gyros and gyroscope are similar because gyros meat is rotating around that metal rod while it’s cooking
  • 3
    " I said the burrito must have been working out, because it was ripped."

    Authentic dad jokes are the best jokes.
  • 3
    @kiki theres a meatspin joke in there somewhere, I just know it.
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