I don't believe in fate. I believe in RNG.

Plot twist: RNG believes in fate

When you give your life over to RNGesus:
> playing XCOM: Enemy Unknown
> First level after tutorial
> Command soldier to shoot rocket at house with enemies inside
> rocket misfires and hits one of my own squad member in the face
> squad member dies
> soldier who shot the rocket panics, randomly starts spraying bullets at the enemy
> enemy dies
> Mission report: Good.

I believe in youuuuu :)