I think about adding a "We don't use cookies"-popup to our upcoming website rework.
Why not list other things? "We don't store your IP-address"-popup? Or "We use HTML"-popup?

"We use your screen"

@raldo94 good one :D

@raldo94
Make it black screen and add pop up, "Site x ask your permission to use your screen" and after accepting the page would "load".

@Alice sad but on point.

@okkimus if I make another fun website, I'll do that!

https://xkcd.com/1998/

"[...] This website places pixels on your screen in order to form text and images. [...]"

@Alice I read 2 or 3 policies before accepting. And I accepted about 200 maybe.

Did you check codepens? They have this legal stuff in a table on the right and on the left it says "don't steal things." Or "if a comet hits earth we are not responsible for server issues.".

League of Legends has similar policies. They have fun short headlines and longer texts with jokes in it.

@Frederick @Alice STOP FREAKING ME OUT! I'll have nightmares you *****
I want to believe in a free internet 😭😭 *sobs intensively*
Whyyyy.. you ruined my dreams of the internet..
No more nyancat, geocities, pink websites.. there'll be laws that your website has to follow a certain color theme to ensure that every user can read every cookie popup..

@Alice *sends someone a letter*
[WARNING]
This letter is printed on paper. If you make notes on paper, they will stay on the paper. You can cut yourself on the papers edge, try not to do that. If you use this paper to set a house on fire, it's not our fault.

— Internet 2018. you're so right

Relating to your tags:
The same rules that apply to cookies, also apply to LocalStorage. If you use LocalStorage, you need to display such a cookie popup as well.

@Skayo I never got a localstorage popup.

<@BambuSource>
A cookie popup also counts as a LocalStorage popup. So when you accept the cookie popup, you allow websites to use your LocalStorage as well.

"By using our services you agree to use the internet"

We can put a "this site does NOT spam pop-ups" pop-up

@Alice haha nice

"Your screen currently displays pixels who got created by your graphic card after your system got adviced by chrome to display our website in the chrome window after chrome interpreted the html document 'index.html' on our server. The pixels may be updated by following scripts from our Webserver:
/Scripts/index.js"
*and so on*