Apple be like:
I RECEIVE: $700
YOU RECEIVE: a phone with USB 2.0 in 2025

Oh, and when we gotta sell you a phone, we'll tell you it's water resistant. But when it's time for our ass to cash a check our mouth wrote, the water resistance isn't covered under warranty, oopsie daisy

Because for moving large files you are supposed to use icloud I guess

@cafecortado which is even slower

Not a phone but a glorified turd

@iiii ...made by Chinese slaves that eat, sleep and work at Foxconn's huge factory, with anti-suicide nets in their dorms, out of materials mined by other slaves, this time children, in DRC

Its resistent, not impervious. might negate 5% of the.dmg, maybe 99.9% - Who knows?

@magicMirror with liquid damage, liquid is either in or it isn't. Your phone is either dead or it's not. There is no such thing as partial liquid damage.

And no 3.5mm jack.

Jack shit is what you actually get!

@kiki

I've personally witnessed liquid caps in apple devices pop just by being in a humid environment, which in Spain includes... All the coast.

And of course, they will use that to rip you off again even if they only need to replace a faulty switch.

@CoreFusionX what kind of a device was that, and what year was it from?

@kiki A couple MacBooks, dunno model, they all seem the same shit to me.

This was back in 2017 if that gives any hint.