Watching WWDC 2018.

Apple : "We are introducing the latest breakthrough, new Technology"

.... me: woa, cure for cancer?

" Tongue Detection"
"Now your favorite animoji can do thissss 😝😝😝"

Wwhhhhhaaatt the actual flyiingggg fucckkk is thiisss? I thought there would be flying carssss in 2018,and this cancerous crap all apple got?

For the smartass coming through. Ik musk's tesla few to space. No mention. Thanks.

Apple's definition if innovation is literally taking features away from consumers

Apple should focus on fixing design flaws and improving their client service.
Toungle detection? Did they hire 14 year old as a programmer?
This is a joke not a innovation

I never thought I'd say this but I miss Steve Jobs. He made you want that iMac and you didn't care if the mouse had one button.

Well I can confidently say that I think you’re all full of shit.

The privacy stuff is game changing. Anonymising your browser fingerprint to stop retargeting, blocking “like” and “share” buttons and comment widget from tracking you.

The screen time stuff is also great. What other OS has functionality baked in that encourages you to use it less?

@SSDD

You know browsers (and browsers extensions) have done this for years, if you haven’t , then I’m sorry, but learning it from Apple is quite sad.

And also, the screen time stuff and all that jazz: almost any Gnu/Linux system if you want to

@-vim- browsers... yes I’m aware. This is baked into the os. Very different.

@SSDD but it’s not game changing, it’s just adding things that already exist to the plain installation, it’s not INNOVATION!

@SSDD Baked into the os? Why'd anyone browse websites other than on browsers? 😂

@htlr wtf are you talking about?