Tasty quick treat:
1. mushroom (wash remove stem)
2. cheese (stuff into mushroom cavity)
3. microwave (15 to 30 seconds to melt cheese)
4. eat (nom nom nom)

My first go was 2 mushrooms with gouda and blue cheese. Cooked 30 seconds. Was a nice little treat.

OMG I can blue cheese all fucking day

want

(not blue cheese tho)

@jestdotty blasphemy! Blue cheese is sacred

I just ate my mushrooms and cream cheese. Delicious.

@TeachMeCode 🤮 can not stand blue cheese

@Demolishun sounds good except the blue cheese. Cooked potatoes that way yet?

@BordedDev we have cooked potatoes in the microwave before. It will prob take longer.

Which kind of mushroom? Champignon?

@Lensflare just a regular button mushroom.

I did it again today with 2 mushrooms and gouda only. Cooked 15 seconds. Melted good, got mushrooms warmish. Tasted amazing.

I think I might be turning into a mushroom junky.

@Demolishun TIL champignon in English is just "mushroom"

Also, TIL that there is a "regular" mushroom.

@Demolishun try Jägerschnitzel. I think you will like it.

@Lensflare

There are so many species of fungi, I guess "mushroom" is just the umbrella term. Dunno if English has specific names for specific species, but in Spain, we sure do. It's really uncommon to hear someone say "setas" (mushrooms) unless they are referring to like, a combo of several species.

@CoreFusionX yeah, same in German

@grokii is there subspecies of mushrooms off one mushroom

do mushrooms genetically mutate themselves without needing procreation

sigh

@jestdotty

Yes, there are.

Yes, every living organism mutates all the time. Mutations are defects in cellular mitosis. Sometimes they are harmful, and they lead to malfunctions, cancer, or other shit.

Most of times, they are inconsequential and just transmit, but can serve as a base for future mutations.

In very few cases, the mutation is actually beneficial, but since modern humans have all but defeated natural selection, it never gets to express itself.

And hence, we involve, and that's, on the long term, -unless we really master generic engineering, which we are not close to doing- really bad for us as a species.

@CoreFusionX I'd trust a text autocomplete engine more than you

and that's also not what I was talking about. I was talking about something profound for mushrooms are cool and special relative to other organisms on this planet, little did you know

you really don't know anything. you're a parrot of the most boring, reductive propaganda. you're not a nerd. you're not cool. if I wanted to be spoonfed the news and "science" rhetorics I would be watching the news and reading the science journalists of which you unfortunately seem to be. they kill your creativity and wonder for this world and make everything sound basic bitch and uncomplex, like man had conquered nature when nature is an eternally humbling entity you know nothing about and it's sad people like you walk around with such arrogant notions of your own comprehension of existence because you trust some arrogant retards who are basically the equivalent of air plane food that presents itself as luxurious meals 🤡

@jestdotty

Yeah yeah, sure.

You call me propaganda spewer when all you do is spread conspiracy theory bullshit.

So yeah, please do trust chatgpt.

You'll just destroy yourselves in time, and the world will be better. :)

grokki’s on crack

@grokii is there subspecies of mushrooms off one mushroom

do mushrooms genetically mutate themselves without needing procreation

@jestdotty
Mushrooms, like other fungi, can have different subspecies or varieties within a single species. These subspecies can arise through genetic mutations or adaptations to different environmental conditions. However, these subspecies are still part of the same overall species and can usually interbreed if given the opportunity.

Regarding genetic mutations, mushrooms and other fungi can indeed undergo genetic changes without the need for procreation. This process is known as somatic mutation, where genetic alterations occur in the non-reproductive cells of the organism. Somatic mutations can lead to the development of new traits or characteristics within the individual mushroom, and if these mutations occur in the cells that give rise to spores, they can be passed on to future generations.

However, it's important to note that while somatic mutations can occur, the primary way that mushrooms and other fungi generate genetic diversity is through sexual reproduction. During sexual

reproduction, the genetic material from two parent fungi combines to create offspring with a unique genetic makeup, which can lead to the development of new subspecies or varieties over time.

In summary, mushrooms can have different subspecies, and they can undergo genetic mutations without procreation through somatic mutation. However, sexual reproduction remains the main driver of genetic diversity and the creation of new subspecies in mushrooms and other fungi.

@TeachMeCode yeah sorry was trying to find its bug. turns out the json being created isn't sanitized properly and turns out json gets tripped up on newlines. TIL

my first theory was maybe the 1000 character limit was being crossed, cuz devrant will tell me things are ok to post when they go over the limit. Granted it seems to only happen when you post emojis. So maybe I fixed grokii now. Would have to wait for retoor to wake up though to change the original grokii and then I guess I'll find out if there's other bugs

when it does the @username it actually didn't even successfully ping grok so that's good

@jestdotty no prob, thanks for clearing that up