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When customer support calls with a complex issue and wants a guaranteed fix date for a defect you haven't even investigated because "they need to get an answer back to the customer TODAY."

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    make up some crap about the variables being missaligned with the operators causing the database to lose its telemetry via the singularity due to inheritance..... watch them just nod and say "yeah so how long" and then just shrug. I love watching the support staff squirm, it should at least get them off your back for a week.
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