“ThAnK YeW 4 KallIng MicraroSoFt TekNicAll SuppUrt, mY nAmE iS JaKe. YoUR KomputeR HaS VirUs ThaT NeEds ReMoVal.”

Go float yourself you sack of shit, your mother should have swallowed.

Throw him into a shredder

If they ever call me, that's what I'll say.

They always ask for me and I say a person with a rhyming name everytime.
Example:
Scam Caller: Hello is this Chachi Klaus?
Me: No, let me get him.
Scam Caller: Hello, sir is this Chachi Klaus?
Me: Oooh no. Sorry this is Rachi Maws. One sec.
Scammer: Chachi Klaus?
Me: Shit. Sorry. This is Hitachi Paws. One sec.

Until I hear the sound of someone killing themself on the other end.

Why aren't there any scammers in India?
@Floydian @TitanLannister @ceee @tenkas did you ever get a scam call like this?

@gitlog i am too cautious about picking up calls from unknown numbers 😅 and usually disconnect within first 10 sec,if I find an iota of fishiness or creepiness and if I get the call again I block 🙂

@Floydian IDR exactly ,maybe it just feels like 10 sec ... because I absolutely hate it. Often I disconnect instantly.

Just checked my mail and found this .
Totally looks like a scam. 😅