God damn it, I'm a fucking computer guy. Not your fucking photographer. If you want pictures for YOUR website YOU fucking take them, NOT ME! Go step of a fucking lego.

1. google a local photographer
2. negotiate a deal
3. recommend him to your customer
4. get a commision from the photographer
5. Profit

This is job 1 of three that I have. Working for my local hospital. They have such a bad budget crunch that they can't afford a photographer.

Web design isn't even apart of my job description, I simply created this new one because the previous one they had made Windows Vista look like candy to the eyes.

Not only do they want me to take photos but they also want me to redesign the whole website again. Not for the second time but the third.

These people don't even know what the fuck they want on the website they just want "something." This is literally why I about walked out the first two times, here's to a third.

I need a fucking beer. Never mind, a keg.

++ for lego :)