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AleCx04
6y

A fellow ranter is with me in the sense that making ultra thin designs is bullshit.

If you complain about weight on your equipment you are a little pansy... really.

And yes, I know what it is to carry a fuckload of weight. I had to march with a rucksack going on 60lbs(27-28kg approx) combat gear totalling somewhere between 30lbs(about 13-14kg) and an m240g weighted at 25lbs or 11-12kg and would love every miserable minute of it(the rucksack was a bitch though, you try jumping at the floor with that bad bitch on your back and you will know pain) aaaaall while feeling the glorious fucking heat of 45+ degree(Celsius) weather

If anyone comes bitching at me about how much their laptops are heavy I would recommend going into a corner store and buying a gallon of manTHEfuckUp and just gulping that bitch in. Don't even take breaks in between and drink that shit down cuz your lousy wimpy ass needs it.

**salutes
**shoots 2 rounds at the sky
**marches away
**shoots again cuz yo ass needs it because you got scared with the first 2 rounds

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    It should be the law that a "Pro" designation on a laptop requires that said machine be > 2kg and > 2cm thick. If it's not you could have jammed more power in, so it's officially "Lite" or "Executive".
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    @PonySlaystation i low key had that stupid song at the back of my head while typing this rant. I hate it but love it at the same time.
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    @Alice .....

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    **shoots at sky again
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    Meh I like Ultrabook not because of there weight but because of how fucking sexy they look.
  • 0
    You see, I don't want an ultra-thin design because I've seen 'em break more easily. I don't get why people want that shit.
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