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@antigermanist but.. birds on average have a higher body temperature than humans.
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Normal Engineer:
We need to cut slim canals into the wall of this building to insert cables into the wall.
That’s not trivial and we need to use the right tools and make a plan where we make the cuts so that…
JS Engineer interrupting:
Lol you fucking idiots it’s not that hard just use dynamite and you have your freaking holes in the wall.
Man, JS is my favorite tool because it makes everything so easy.
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@Lensflare we do are punk rock like that.
But hey at least we have sex and drugz and hang out with the cool kidz while you were shoved into your locker and racketeered out of your lunch money by your bully named Fritz -
@antigermanist yeah Fritz was a bastard! And he was a JS dev, so that’s quite accurate.
He died of an overdose of heroine when he was twenty. -
@Lensflare you murdered him didn't you?
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@antigermanist no, I don‘t have a fucked up sense of morality that you do.
He might have been an asshole and an idiot, but he didn’t deserve to die.
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@Lensflare classic misdirection. Exactly what a murderer would say.
You're fucked brother. Just admit you spiked the guy because of all those years he made you drink piss from the school shitter. -
@antigermanist I admit you are a dumb shit beyond what I would think is possible.
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@Lensflare what are you gonna murder me too you cold blooded gangsta?
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@antigermanist No, I‘ll just keep calling you out for being a pathetic troll.
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@Lensflare I don't really care about you calling me out but your neighbors might.
Come on, do it, open the window and call me out.
I am far away. -
@antigermanist you are saying you don’t care but the next time that I’ll do it you will get offended again.
"No, I'm not a troll, you are!"
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@Lensflare The truth is that your humourless idiocy is forcing me you dry mfo
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@antigermanist if you are implying that what you write is supposed to be funny, then you are an even more self absorbed fuck waffle than I thought.
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@Lensflare shut up idiot your ears are vaginaz
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@antigermanist again: Pathetic.
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@Lensflare ooo I exist in your thoughts
death is but a rebirth anyway. too much attachment, young Padawan. that's how it's narc. Not that you're confused what trolling is
though granted, confusion with humour is a pretty narc quality. but you don't think trolling is funny, so you don't understand that. you just think troll dislike is narcissism somehow but it's cuz it's a lack of humour because you can't perspective shift to have the humour generator exist in you. narcissists have to have everything one "right" way and no other way. they only hold on to their limited stream(s) of consciousness, due to inherent fear-orientation fixating them on what's wrong instead of realizing the infinite of right (that all lead to multiple right streams, their choice the free will). and because no infinite of right, they can't go into new streams of consciousness which is why people laugh -- it feels funny to do the hop
thanks for coming to my Ted talk I still can't deserialize my serde -
@jestdotty I can always rely on your snooty bullshit salad :)
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@antigermanist Thanks for the upvotes, bud :)
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@Lensflare they're sarcastic
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@antigermanist then thanks for the sarcastic upvotes, pal
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@Lensflare stop being nice to me i hate it
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@antigermanist you did it first lol
> This is indeed a well-known architectural challenge—the "tying together" of heterogeneously typed objects with their matching data—often referred to as a variant of the Expression Problem
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> The expression problem is a challenging problem in programming languages that concerns the extensibility and modularity of statically typed data abstractions. The goal is to define a data abstraction that is extensible both in its representations and its behaviors, where one can add new representations and new behaviors to the data abstraction, without recompiling existing code, and while retaining static type safety (e.g., no casts). The statement of the problem exposes deficiencies in programming paradigms and programming languages, and as of 2023 is still considered unsolved,[citation needed] although there are many proposed solutions
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why do I always
also this is easy as pie in javascript. No wonder it was my favourite language. you're just so free to express yourself. DUNCHU SEE?!
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