01. Woke Up 02. Masturbated 03. Took shower 04. Woke up my computer from sleep 05. Windows wants to update 06. I'm - devRant

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lknieper

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6y

Thats why I like anything besides Windows :)
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Lyniven

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6y

What i undertood is you masturbated without your computer, so without porn?
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electrineer

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@Jakuho Asking the real questions here.
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karma

11128

6y

TMI bro
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williamli

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6y

That’s why you should start windows first and then do all the other stuff while it updates (assume it always want to update)
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arquien

235

6y

you forget to masturbate before sleep
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error503

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6y

@arquien I was really tired so didn't masturbate.
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error503

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@Jakuho Yes without porn. When I wokeup my dick was already hard and I was horny.
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arquien

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@error503
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dontbeevil

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6y

When my windows 10 updates, i have time just for a coffe... When its the big update 2 times per year, i do it in lunch break or end of the working day
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python-snake

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6y

@achintyakumar I have the same thing. 😥😥
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python-snake

271

6y

@python-snake I can't even get a damn coffee!
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TheOct0

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6y

@error503 Well, a morning wank is one of those things that would never come to my mind ^^
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osx94

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6y

Easy

1,4,5,2,3, (2 again if your in the mood) and finally 6

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