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retoor885920hWhat does that mean? And no, devRant has just started, the good years still in ahead of it :P It has to become retro soon.
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galena749813h@iiii @retoor @D-4got10-01 Its a remix of the forklift certified meme. I am now officially certified for scissor lifts and all other things that lift you to high places.
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lorentz1590511h@galena sounds fun, every afternoon I see the shop floor employees tearing through the compound in the basket of motorized scissor lifts, remote in hand. No worries though, ops requires all white collar employees to wear high-vis vests so we're all safe :)
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donkulator405010hA friend of mine briefly dated this chap who was properly obsessed with forklifts and cherry pickers and stuff. I only met him a few times but every time he brought his phone out to show us some kind of hydraulic lifting machinery that had caught his eye. Turned out to be a paedo. I don't know if there's any connection there.
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Congratulations, I am humbled and proud to celebrate your achievement after our sync on the 30k ft view on the engagement opportunities that leverage growth, allowing us greater bandwidth!
Parody, parody, but congratulations on your certification! : ) -
galena749834m@iiii Nah, I rarely need to work with those types of lifts. Too little horizontal movement. I use more the crane type.
It is over now, Devrant!
I am officially lifting platform certified!!!
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