Person: Are you nervous about your finals?
Me: Not really, I'm feeling fine
P: You are nervous
M: Like I just said, not really
P: You definitely are!
M: Stop asserting that I'm nervous. That's what making me nervous right now.
P: So you are nervous.
M: Did you hear what I just said?
P: Yes
M: What did I say?
P: idk
M: I said YOU are making me nervous. Please just stop it
P: No, it's definitely the finals

After that I just left the room and slammed the fucking door. Moral supporting my ass