Hello darkness my old friend

You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it.

@makarand

Dear Diary,

Today is my first encounter with cave people. It is a male. He has surprisingly fair skin and nice facial hair. He has a small yellow duck as pet and some rectangular rocks which I assumed he used for hunting or cooking. His shoes were probably made from brown bear skin.

Hello darkness OUR old friend

*USSR theme starts playing*

"So many people in this cave... I'm going to find a new one, with blackjack and hookers!"

Friends of the dark UNITE!

@YourNemesis LMAO I didn't know we have user with that name 🤣🤣

@Jilano no bruh. You go deeper. Less crowded.

Who said darkness was ur friend

@cursee Yeah, but what if have to throw something outside and meet someone on the way? That would be awful.

@Jilano it's dark anyway, nobody won't recognize you 😆

@cursee fun fact: even I didn't 😂

Hello.

@darkness oh hello there 😆