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bahua128016y"Why is it that every time I ask you for computer help, you just make it harder for me?"
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cursee165956y@Alice I didn't know you are a single mother. Now I have to give our marzipan a serious thought. 🤔
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I have the feeling that every time a colour is mentioned in a rant, @Alice is waiting ^^
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Honestly, what we you thinking of, doing a cruel thing like that to your own mother? Only two colours to choose from? You should be ashamed
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To be fair, if they're gonna but red and blue LEDs how much more would it have cost them to make it so you can choose the color?
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devios157016yLol if it supports blue and red it already supports pink, they apparently just failed to enable it in software.
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devios157016y@8BitOverdose I was picturing one of those fancy Razer keyboards. But seriously, if you go through the effort of putting blue LEDs *and* red LEDs under the keyboard, why not allow some combination of them?
Anyway not the point of your post I know but I actually found that part the funniest: it supports blue or red! How bout blue *and* red? 😐😐😐 -
@devios1 I completely agree! 5 years ago that was one thing that held me up all night.
In the beginning I only thought it had blue but surprisingly it also had red. I thought I could choose mutiple colors but nope, nothing. I always wondered why.
The only reason I came with that night was that they had too much red LEDs and wanted to get rid of them xd
But yes, guess we'll never know -
Root797486y@devios1 blue and red make purple. Not pink.
While definitely an improvement, it is not pink, and therefore could be improved further. -
devios157016y@Root Blue and red light make magenta, which is pretty close to pink (don’t forget the diff btw additive/subtractive colors).
If you want to go any lighter though you’ll need green. -
From amazement to angry dissapointment in one sentznce. For some its never enough.
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@Alice i really don't know why but my brain autocorrected pink to marzipan for a good 2 minutes. Now i'm sitting here horribly confused. Guess it was a long day 😅
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Also happened when op's mom had dinner at op's first home.
Op: You can choose what we eat.
Mom: Ooh! I'd love some chicken.
Op: You can only choose between tomato and water...
Mom: What a ripoff. -
I'm waiting for new MacBooks with pink backlighted keyboard, they would be only for real men
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Love me some stories like them!
Cause if you don't spend some million bucks how can you watch porn and run office???😋 -
appmaker3936yYou almost got me thinking there is a new social network - fesabook. I was excited for a second thinking finally there might be something less cluttered than facebook 😂
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"You can do anything with those computers, but when it comes to helping me you don't have fuckin clue
I am disowning you"
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
*Mom shows me laptop ad of 3000 bucks with the most overkill specs ever*
Mom: "Son, will this laptop run Google?"
Me: "Do you want to surf Google or actually run Google's server?"
Mom: *looks confused*
"I also want to use Fesabook on it"
Me: *brings her a 5 year old laptop with a new ssd in it*
*has an old i3, 8gb ram and no gpu*
Mom: "This laptop is super fast! Thanks son!"
*One hour later*
*Mom calls*
"Son, I think the laptop broke"
Me: "What? What happened?"
Mom: "I pressed a button and now all the keys are lighting red" (backlit keyboard)
Me: "You can choose the color of your keyboard mom"
Mom: "Ooh! How do I make it pink?"
Me: "You can only choose between red and blue..."
Mom: "What a ripoff"
*Hangs up the phone*
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