I came to work early. Found myself a really good chair. In the "Staffs" channel on Slack told everyone that I rubbed my balls all over the chair. I guess this should stop someone from stealing this chair.

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Did it work?

Now go to the fridge and rub your balls on the best sandwich. Lunch sorted.

You could go to the computer store, rub your balls on the best gaming laptop and ask for a discount. No, wait...they'll probably say that happens every day.

Why would someone steal your chair?

If someone wants my chair he has to wait until I resign! Even when I become a manager I will take my chair with me lol

@FahadAlt Some of the colleagues chairs are making sound when they lean, move etc..so they find my chair not making sound anything so they steal it.

@error503 wtf! Its not elementary school lol

@FahadAlt 🤣 🤣 🤣