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@karma lol 😆
how about some new git commands?
git stoned / type this command while programming high. Reminds you to review your genius commit ideas the next day when sober. Features advanced commenting with drawings.
git munchies / Commits your code and orders a pizza with the toppings in json notation.
pizza={"tomato sauce", "mozerella", "pineapple", "ham"},
drinks={"big beer"}, dessert={"tiramisu"}
git 420 / commits your code and sends a text message to your dealer for restocking your weed supply.
git blaze / freezes your repo for protecting your source code from further damage from high coding. And redirects you to Linus Torvalds favourite cat video youtube playlist. -
@localjoost that was on purpose to freak somebody out, i swear i never would eat that. 😄
Have a beautiful day in amsterdam 😎
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