Does anyone actually like Oracle?

No

Like then in what why?
I was looking at their careers opportunities in my region, mostly wanted Sales, PreSales, or a consultant with experience 💔
I would do the consultant if they don’t want +3 years in consulting.
They mostly sell ERP systems and other solutions in my area and lucky enough I had taste of how other ERP works and its development.

It's a god job, it's a shit product.
Most of their shit are B2B deals that get imposed to developers.

So yeah. It is funny

I like some of their products, BUT NOT THEM!!!

What's not to love about a company that releases Java 9, EOL'd it in 6 months and just announced that Java will no longer be free? I'm sold! Oracle for life!

@Floydian

I would perhaps if they could shove their business model up their fkn ass

@crapped are you sure that's Oracle? That sounds very much like MS

My take on Oracle is that they have a superb businessmodel - as they many times over manage to honeytrap managers and other ppl to buy their immense shitty products. Cant think of a single product I would consider ever buying, using and whatnot. The hate is strong with this one.

🙋 but you're probably referring to java takeover to which I am (currently) unbiased..