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Wife had a dream last night that I cheated on her and we got divorced. She woke up mad at me. It’s now 12 hours later and I just picked her up from work... she’s still mad at me.

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  • 5
    Hey, shit happens ^^
  • 17
    Ah yes the "you cheated in my mind so I'm mad at you" idea. It's fucked up when it happens to you but when it happens to somebody else you laugh cause you know you have been there before and most likely will be there again.

    Don't know if this will work for you but when this happens i act mad back saying "I'm mad at you cause you think i cheated on you". Takes a few hours but they will drop the shit but YMMV
  • 7
    @PerfectAsshole Ooh! New angle. Will try that and report back.
  • 6
    @joycestick I got a couch when you're done testing.

    (Some humans are not really good test subjects, and often react offensively to external stimuli)
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  • 1
    I feel you my friend. I was guilty multiple times.
  • 4
    @TheOct0 "Negative, I'm a meat popsicle."

    But here's a good GLaDOS quote:

    "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye," and you were like "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great."

    :D
  • 4
    Tell her to fuck off.
    She is angry, give her a motive.
  • 4
    I always say "I'm so hypothetically mad at you right now." It's funny and lets me express anger/frustration at the dream without subjecting them to it.

    I don't understand people who like actually get mad at others over fantasy. That's stupid.
  • 2
    OK, so I tried saying I was annoyed at her for dreaming I’d do such a thing and she said, “She was only about 16 or 17 years old!”

    Great! So now I’m not only a cheater in dreamland, but also somewhat of a paedo too. I think I’ll stop digging.
  • 5
    @joycestick Turn-about is fair play.
    Dream that she cheated on you with a mop. Point out a few and get mad at her for finding them more attractive. Indignantly threaten to buy her one.

    Maybe she'll see how ridiculous she's being. Or maybe she's unable to and will just get offended. But that's her problem.
  • 1
    Remember of a film I watched with my ex, in the film someone said "men put friends before girlfriend" she got mad at me 😂😂😂
  • 3
    You all make me love my girlfriend even more.

    But then if she did that id probably laugh, roll on the floor, pick up tissues to dry my laughter tears, crack a beer, roll my bob and go lock myself in the office and tell her to text me when she feels better.

    But then she wouldn't. And id probably get my ass kicked the next day but she d think twice before doing it again.
  • 1
    You gotta cheat bro. That's the only option left.
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