“Isn’t it just a button?”

No it’s not. It’s never JUST a button, you fucking toad. Please die.

If someone asks you "isn't it just a button?", ask them if they would like to drink toilet water. When (hopefully) they refuse, ask, "whats the problem? isn't it just water?"

If the person is a certified dickhead and not just a headless duck, switch toilet water with "your own cum"

Next time, make them a button. Just a button.
When they complain or doesn't do anything, tell them that it's just a button. Might spark some realization in that dusty, underutilized head of theirs.