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Just watching NCIS.
Abby: I just checked the j and the f key for fingerprints, because you lay your fingers there, when you think about what to do.
Me: Bitch, I'm a gamer, I lay my fingers on LShift,A,W,D,Space.

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  • 3
    Keyboards would make terrible surfaces for capturing fingerprints. They're not smooth and they're certainly not oil-free enough.
  • 1
    More like HJKL ...
  • 0
    @Root iunno man, my ctrl, c, v keys are pretty shiny
  • 1
    @dufferz Oily!
    Not conducive to fingerprints.
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