I'm doing my own sci-fi D&D story and need some new weapons! So why not use programming names? 🤔

So far:
voidpointer
nullifier
destructor
finalizer

One player is also a dev and I want to trigger him as hard as I can 😈

BFS 9000
(Big Fucking Semicolon)

The Fork Bomb & The Bash Shell.

Recurring Elusive Bugs, Leaky Encapsulation, The God Object, The Rebellious Hierarchy, The Giant Ball Of Mud.

Oh and worst of all... The Daylight Savings Time Transition, which causes prompt suicide if you fail a temporal logic saving throw.

Garbage Collector

Shield of Encapsulation,
The Static Overrider,
Glove of the Exception Handler,
Wang of Void,
The Soul Parser,
Time Looper/Iterator,
The Thread Generator,
The Serializer,
The String Splitter,
Token Gun,
Pointer Rifle,
Singleton Bomb,
The Final Object

The Blockchain of Beguilement -- when cast upon even the most mundane of objects, will increase perceived sale value to those of substandard intelligence, particulary effective against CEO-types.

Try-Catch