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TheBeardedOne

3591

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TeachMeCode

5186

22h

They expect and encourage you to waste time before rejecting you. That’s what they do. Write 15 bullet points per job and you’ll advance to the 2nd out of 10 rounds of interviewing for bunghole enterprises
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TheBeardedOne

3591

21h

@TeachMeCode yea the job spec is 4 pages... They're looking for a department, not a guy
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TeachMeCode

5186

21h

@TheBeardedOne all the tasks of a department without the pay. I bet they’re gauging by seeing if the applicant is dumb enough to attempt this bullshit step
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D-4got10-01

1396

20h

15 bullet points sounds highly excessive.

Well. Either it's a scam, or a retarded HR rep, or he wants to test your ability to bullshit - to create a lot of content, where there is very little of it.

...or it could be something else entirely.
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TeachMeCode

5186

18h

@D-4got10-01 no need to add “retarded” to HR rep. That’s like saying “I saw a long necked giraffe” or “elephant with a trunk”
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jestdotty

6437

18h

show initiative and write 3. just subdivide the CV text lol
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BordedDev

1926

14h

Yeah this is where AI is very useful, just throw it for free into chatgpt, give it a once over and done
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D-4got10-01

1396

12h

@TeachMeCode That's true. It seemed redundant when writing it. I chose to add it regardless to underline how much of a retarded idea that was.
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TeachMeCode

5186

12h

@D-4got10-01 can’t blame you!
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TeachMeCode

5186

11h

It’s physiologically impossible to reach cognitive impairment below the hr level without being comatose or on fent, according to medical research
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TeachMeCode

5186

11h

So basically any creature smart enough to eat is suitable for any hr job including goats, donkeys, ducks, worms, etc
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bols59

764

4h

I imagine they ask you for the bullet points so they can save that info and help out candidates they want to see hired for big $$$ jobs where they earn a commission.