"Can we make all users computer freeze and allow only input on our website?" "We" can shove a knife - devRant

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JoshBent

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6y

@bigus-dickus I couldn't make this up even if I wanted to, some are just fucking dense as shit
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duckWit

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6y

I had a project manager once complain about the loading wheels in our application. "Can we make it instant?"

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JoshBent

25480

6y

@bigus-dickus @duckWit oh you two reminded me of yet another client, will write it up once I wake up haha
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PonySlaystation

21630

6y

Aaaah the sheer lack of braincells...
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segfault0xff

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6y

And we will unfreeze their computers after they pay... a hefty ransom?
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JoshBent

25480

6y

@segfault0xff hahahaha that one got me by surprise, thanks
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pseudonim

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6y

Can "We" make a virus?
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Lensflare

17095

6y

Christ, this funny and scary at the same time!

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