Clearing up my schedule, just got an 18 page resume for the position of mobile lead...
Thanks man I am gonna "read" the whole thing ...Fuck no I did not even read beyond first 4 lines...I got shit to do...like ranting about it...

How the fuck do you make a cv more than 2 pages

Dude you have to read so we know what can someone write 18 pages of in his cv

Yeah what is in his CV? His origin story?

@hubiruchi oh ya, make sure to describe each and every app you made since you took your first breath...every line you wrote and every meet-up you RSVPed to...
Very Important! And don't forget to mention your mom's name...we might address you as "Son of XYZ" at some point...@hubiruchi

@StanTheMan var XYZ="a bitch";?