The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. if they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes with 12 loaves of bread.

please stop

Please. Don't just recycle old jokes. We've heard like all of them. Multiple times.

Giving you a ++ cause I like that joke, but we've all heard it hundreds of times. I've seen these recycled jokes too many fucking times in the past couple weeks, it's getting annoying.

Don't mean to sound like a dick but these jokes are old

@infernalempress now that's a friendly comment.

He's a crappy programmer. He must have brought back 13 loaves

@leksyib Ya gotta be honest my dude. I'd rather someone tell me my code is shit if it is than telling me that it's just fine when it's terrible. If it's shit and they let me know, then I can work on it.

I try to always be honest, it's one of those standards I hold myself to.

@infernalempress I understand that! What I actually mean is your comment is polite, and that's nice

@leksyib My bad mate, when I read your first comment it sounded like you were being sarcastic. Probably doesn't help that I only got a couple hours of sleep last night tho

Nice one..