In-app browsers in mobile apps are so fucking pointless. People have default browsers for a reason. Why the fuck would I want to open external links in your shitty in-app browser?

- Deep-linking wouldn’t work.
- Users might not be authenticated to view the external links so they’ll need to sign the fuck in again - through your app.

Why the fuck do people do this shit?

If I get access to a nuke rn I’m going to nuke CircleCI’s HQ.

- Ran `brew install maven`
- Left my terminal to have some fun because of the slow network (fuck my ISP btw)
- Came back after ~15 mins to look at the terminal cause' installation should've finished.
- Checked terminal.
- Realised I ran `brew isntall maven` instead.

FML

If this shit doesn't hurt

So 400 of my colleagues were laid off today. Tough week for me guys. sigh.

Don't you just love my home workspace 😍

Age++

No shit. ✌🏼

😭😭😭😭😭😭

1. I like critical thinking and problem solving.
2. Coding feels like the only thing I know how to do well.
3. It's fun!

I got a task to work on during sprint planning on Monday. Felt the task was a 2hour task and procrastinated to do it on Tuesday. Tuesday came and I pushed it to Wednesday.

Today is Friday and I'm just realizing the task is a microservice on it's own. FML

So I'm working on this codebase that has about 50k lines of code and I built a feature in it today. Spent 3hours on the feature + writing tests. Then I raised a pull request and that bastard codeclimate calculated the test coverage had dropped by 0.3%.

For 6hours now I'm still looking for a way to increase the test coverage by 0.2%. FML

So the CEO of GitHub was at my office today. ⚡😃

Never been more creative.

In these GOT times,
managers will suffer,
PRs will not be merged,
Pivotal Tracker/Jira stories will not be attended to.
Stand-up meetings will be ditched.

Winter is here.

This right here is bloody😂

Is it just me or devRant isn't as interesting as before?

Problem solving

Did Microsoft design the PS4?

!rant.
Just got my first on site job! Fucking tired of working remotely. Time to work without it getting boring/lonely.

Every thought of using developer-related stuff in your home? When I get married I plan to have a private family slack workspace and Trello board and everyone gives stand-ups.

I was asked to write a function that does stuff. But where should I write it? Google docs.

"...keep an eye on your careers page maybe another opportunity will come up". Nah. Fuck you

I now push our repo's /Pods folder to our repo. Why? Because fuck react native.

Well this is getting out of hands

React native just fucked me up. Nothing works. Now I'm rolling back to how the repo was 2 weeks ago, and I'm going to code every single feature I did in the last 2 weeks all over again. FML.

React native devs, I built a little video component that supports multiple videos, controls and captions. https://github.com/leksyib/...

hope you find it helpful!

What if we could try/catch in real life?

A friend of mine has been searching for a job for 3 months, he finally got one, signed a contract and started 2 weeks ago. Now he got an offer from a company he applied to, completed an interview and was abandoned and they want to pay 3x more than the present job. This is bad luck. Bad, bad luck

No doubts, the software engineers suggested this.