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kiki
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A pill that, when you die, makes your corpse wax taste like strawberries.

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  • 2
    I bet the rats would like that taste
  • 3
    @TeachMeCode rats? You have to be left unburied for that
  • 3
    I thought you wanted to be cremate. For you a pill turning your smoke pink would be better. Or maybe some nice smell. Or it'll make you crispering in fire like pine tree.
  • 4
    @retoor Or just each a bag of corn kernels. POPOPOPOPOPOPOP
  • 0
    China and India are calling, except modify the pill and make it instant death
  • 1
    @alexanderwang did you mean to post under Pink Pussycat rant?
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  • 0
    @alexanderwang do they sell corpse wax in China and India?
  • 1
    Is it still super deadly? Does the strawberry flavour replace the visceral flight reflex caused by the signs of necrosis bubbling up from untold depths of evolutionary history that has accompanied all warm blooded species, or is the animalistic fear now strawberry flavoured?
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