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				Wait... You put your cat in a situation with a 50/50 chance of poisoning it? How cruel!
 
 Even worse, according to the many-worlds interpretation there is a version of you that is now mourning over the cat he killed.
 
 Or is it not your cat?
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				 wowotek57297y@TempestasLudi no need poison. You can instead put the cat inside a container and wait an infinite amount of time before opening it. wowotek57297y@TempestasLudi no need poison. You can instead put the cat inside a container and wait an infinite amount of time before opening it.
 
 The math works out and will become a schrödinger cat ๐๐๐
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				@wowotek Ehr... The chance that a cat, being left alone, is still alive after n years is zero at infinity, not 1/2.
 Also, I am not sure whether that is enough quantum to create a schrödinger cat...
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				@wowotek Ehr... I am a mathematician, and I can verify that from a mathematical perspective, it is not very funny ;-)
 
 But okay, I might have been too serious in the previous comment. ;-)
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