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Dark Humor

Lets try some seriously dark dark humor. Lets find what lurks in the hearts of men.

My Kid: I was adopted.
Me: We wouldn't have picked you.

Oedipus: <whilst banging his wife> You remind me of my mom.

What do you call Rock Hudson in a wheelchair?
Rollaids

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before the launch?
You feed the dog, I will feed the fish.

Some I found from searching web:

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in 2 dumpsters.

If we had mosquito nets in Africa we could save millions of mosquitos from getting AIDS.

Down syndrome in military is called special forces.

Mom told me to eat my vegetables, now where do I put the wheelchairs.

Whoever thought white men can't jump obviously never watched the 9/11 footage.

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  • 6
    Me suddenly realising my threshold for dark humor is abnormally high...
  • 4
    I've enjoyed all of them.

    Had to google Rock Hudson && Christa McAuliffe, though.
  • 3
    there's only one joke I remember. a Israeli Russian I dated in college told me it. he was later diagnosed a psychopath. fun guy

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    what's worse than ten babies stapled to ten trees? one baby stapled to ten trees

    edit: oh goddamnit your dumpster joke is the same form. wah wah wah
  • 1
    @jestdotty I don't like dead baby jokes, but wanted to include because it is so dark.
  • 1
    Can we go deeper and darker?
  • 1
    nah, not even close
  • 0
  • 0
    I know some but they refer to Spanish people or events so probably wouldn't make sense here.
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