Product owner: "I want these 6 epics delivered in 12 months"
Me: "can't to that with 2 devs, need more"
PO: "how many?"
Me: "can't say, you haven't spec'd them"
PO: "how do you know 2 devs can't deliver them?"
Me: "educated fucking estimations you fucktrumpet - at least 2 of them look like 6 month projects for 2 devs, so you need to pay for more resource!"

Fucktrumpet

@baeovvulf See also: Cockwomble

I’m gonna cry you folks have the best swears

@baeovvulf if you prefer less abstract swearing, and prefer a more wildlife based swearing idiom, I'd investigate into "Wankpuffin" and "Shitgibbon"

@SirusAmory I always have respect for those whom think of weird ass swear words

@SirusAmory Cockwomble

The literal meaning of cockwomble is someone who engages in cottaging or gay dogging type activities in public places. In general use, it seems to have lost this meaning and is typically just used as a general insult.

Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.

So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.

We decided t o leave Frank in the pub. He was being a complete cockwomble.

Twatwaffle is a favourite also

For special occasions, I may break out a Blade Trinity reference, with "cock juggling thundercunt"

@xPunxNotDeadx you got me pissing myself in a public area