are YOU in a codependent relationship with your laptop?!

I'm for sure, 100% loyalty right here.

@tamagotchi Dunno last I hear they were avoiding you

Desktop, but yes.

yes

Desktop, laptop is a cheap replacement if a must

Which one?

i actually lost my laptop last time. My wife pissed me off, we had a huge fight, I went to see my dad, he left me on my birthday to go drink with his friend, and then i went to see a friend, he was drunk and started assaulting people.

So I had to deal with that and I left my laptop on the bench

no, i cannot stick my pee pee in the usb slot (yet, working on it)

@jestdotty well can people stop boozin also ffs. I'm the only sober person in this whole mess and people are pissed at me? -_-