Programmer one-line horror stories? A few off the top of my head:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

'Undefined' is not a function

Unit test failed: expected '0' but got '-1'

Connection to 'localhost:8080' has been lost

Malformed JSON string at col: 46,372. Expected '}'

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    While 0 = 0
  • 1
    unable to find vcvarsall.bat
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    Infinite loop... Backtrace: OOM

    Uncatched Exception, Logic Exception: Should never happen.

    Seeding database - please wait: prod01
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    not_your_file.py:432 unknown statement "foo"

    "so my code is fine. it's the library? but not even the library, but the other library required by the library I need? which line caused this. fuck!"

    -- based on a (million) true story(ies)
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    Error on line 427,
    File ends on line 231
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    Apple mach-o linker error
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    407 Proxy Authentication required.

    Shit don't work. FIX NOW! REEEEEEEEEE
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    An exception has occurred in the compiler (1.8.0_40).
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