I sent 250 CVs. I had 2 answers, both negative.

Coming back to this retarded country was the worst decision of my fucking life.

Good luck, may I ask what country?

Belgium?

Oh right, it took me also a long time checking job boards to find my current job; also in Belgium.

Good luck with the hunt. I don't think my current job nor my previous one is hiring. But I definitely do not recommend my previous job (check my last rant)

Don't worry. It's not just belgium -_- the job market is frozen shut lately

https://youtube.com/watch/...

That really blows. Maybe time to work remote for an out of country position?

@BordedDev time to get the fuck out to bulgaria or something

@antigermanist stay away from Germany please. k, thx, bye!

@Lensflare I'll go exactly where the fuck I want retard. Don't like it? Go back east where you came from. Barbarians invaders think they own the land lmao

@antigermanist we have more than enough asshats here. And you are the equivalent of 10 of them.
I can’t stop you, but think of how much you hate Germans or Germany. Surely you don’t want to be among us.
Be consistent for once in your life.

@Lensflare I have a wife to feed idiot.

@antigermanist then go to north korea.

And can’t your wife feed herself?

@Lensflare no she can't. You see there's an appartheid going on in yurop and unless you're deemed worthy the only job available are scummy black market ones.

@Lensflare

If he "sent" 250 resumes and only 2 replies, that tells me he went through a site like linked-in. Our company never accepts those type of lazy resumes. I suspect the other 248 companies don't either.

If he was really serious about a job, it takes knocking on doors and making a connection. You'd be surprised what a handshake and a "Hi, I'm Tom and I'd like to talk about what I can do for your company" can accomplish. Might not work the first time, but I can almost guarantee you'll have better chance than those job sites.

@antigermanist North Korea isn’t Europe. Go there.

@Lensflare I can't, retard, the border is closed.

Do you know, like, anything?

@PaperTrail yeah I'm sure you'd better hire the asslicker pretending to care about whatever you're doing. I'm sure it says a lot about his actual programming skills.

Ya know I'm not a kid. Daddy want a job because he have bills to pay and I'm passionate about not starving and paying rent and taxes and shit. I'm not gonna pretend I care about your mission of revolutionizing the nail-clipper industry.

I'm a contractor I'm not gonna suck your dickie.

i looked at the word "retarded" and instantly knew it was you.

love you ostream. ❤️❤️

@SidTheITGuy you know I'll always be your ultimate NPC. My fav bong

@antigermanist > " I'm sure it says a lot about his actual real-life skills."

Says he's willing to do more than the 200 people that send generic CVs to my company. Someone knocking on our door and wants to *talk* to a human just got in front of the line.

Acting like a victim and blaming others says a lot your real-life skills.

You clicked a button and sent 250 resumes to faceless companies you put zero effort into researching and wonder why no one is interested in you? Really?

How about this, pick 5 of those companies. Do some research on them. Find out what they do, what their core values are, do you align with those core values? Then make calls, physically go and knock on their door and ask to speak to whoever. If you come across as wanting to work and can add value day 1, someone will hire you.

Or you can sit in self-pity and complain on devrant about having to work and why the government should steal from the 'evil rich' and give you free stuff.

@PaperTrail but hey, don't cry, I'm sure you're gonna disrupt the nailclipping space at the end.

@PaperTrail LTDs don't have values omg

their only goal, mandated by law, is to make money, by definition. Everything is else is corporate bullshit.

See that is why I want to work remote. I don't want to play in your idiotic games. It's all a show.

@PaperTrail bitch i saved millions in aws in my previous company. I didn't get millions. Who's stealing who?

See I hate white-wingers cunts like yourself. I can't work with people like that without spitting in their fucking face.

Fucking leech. I got offered a job for the EU. 5 layers of private agencies sucking off taxpayers money. Meanwhile my grandma died of anemia because there's no money for hospitals.

@PaperTrail and finally you can talk TO me as opposed to about me, twat.

Your mummy didn't told you speaking third person about somebody is rude as shit?

I couldn't work with people who lack maneers lmao I'd rather go bankrupt and starve

@Lensflare and dont worry germany can suck my cock. The only reason why I ever spent my money there was because I was on my way to poland.

But hey i'll be sure to call you if i need a country full of sexual deviants. My german roomate told me how he used to watch the neighbors porno film with his grandparents at family sunday gathering

@antigermanist > "Ya know I'm not a kid. Daddy want a job because he have bills to pay "

Exactly. You want a job, you don't want to work.

That's not a "right wing" value, that's a very human "I'm hungry, I must work to eat" value.

I'd work as hard for Nail Clipping Inc making minimum wage as I would for Amazon making 6-figures. I'd prefer the 6-figure salary, but neither effects my work ethic.

@PaperTrail oh and finally idiot I was short-listed and interviewed a dozen time. Not even bothering to give a negative answers is rude as fuck.

@PaperTrail AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH people making six figures don't work sweetie

@PaperTrail you would work 20 times harder being a real worker. You know, because you would actually produce something as opposed to sitting on your ass typing on your little keyboard and receiving sales pitch from applicants sucking you off.

@antigermanist > "people making six figures don't work sweetie"

- I do, 90% of the devs here do to.

- My son, a nurse, does

- Cousin that works for an H-Vac company does

- Farmer friend does

- Brother-in-law owns his own landscaping company does

- Friend that owns a local truck stop does

I could go on and on with the working people I know that are killing it.

The idea that working people can't make it is a lie.

TBH I haven't had a to look for longer than 1 month in 10 years, sending out max 10 applications so I totally can't relate. But devrant is for ranting so have at it!

"corporate so evil" until you need money and willing to literally do anything to be allowed to suck their dick.

Fucking hypocrite.

@PaperTrail "You want a job, you don't want to work."

The whole idea of a job is that I work in exchange of money. See how they brainwash you with marketing formulas and meaningless slogans?

Get the fuck out to linkedIn, idiot

@PaperTrail you think you're working hard pushing your little squared buttons in the right order while sitting on your ass between a coffee break and an HR meeting? Bitch please you never worked a real job in your life lmao

@Lensflare you're such a bitchass little simp lmao. There's something ontologically submissive in your whole existence ahah

You need to deny the fundamentally oppressive blackmail that's current society otherwise you'd need to admit yourself you're nothing but a little pawny slave like the rest of us.

YoU HaTe SlaVerY AnD YeT YoU WoRk FoR The SweAtShoP? CuRioUs! I aM Very SmaRt My BraiN iS wrItteN In BasIc (I'M GermAn)

@PaperTrail a nurse making 6 figures? In what, kenyan dollars?

I mean you must be a yank. It's easy to be rich when you invade countries for breakfast, retard. That or someother genocidal colonies? Maybe australia? Switzerland?

@Lensflare and you know what bitch? You're a little turd for coming here and insulting me unwarrantedly. Fuck you. You're the reason why I hate germans lmao

@antigermanist you are projecting so hard and you don’t fucking realize it lol. It’s sad but also funny.

@antigermanist

> You're the reason why I hate germans

I hope that I contribute to your hate enough that you consider to stay away from Germany.

But I’m afraid that it won’t be enough. You are like a personified contradiction.

@Lensflare > "@antigermanist you are projecting so hard and you don’t fucking realize it lol. It’s sad but also funny."

I know, right? This is almost fun. Wait until he reads "I've never worked for a poor person". I might hear a popping noise.

@Lensflare i already told you idiot the only good reason to go to germany is to go to poland.

@antigermanist > "a nurse making 6 figures?"

Its not normal, but he's been aggressive in getting the max raises and promotions as compared to his female counterparts. They give raises and promotions based on merit, not what is/isn't between the legs.

If he wanted to make even more, he'd be a traveling nurse, especially around Florida and other retirement destinations. Its not unusual for those nurses to make $300~$400K a year.

@Lensflare you came here, the tone was ok, then and called me an asshat. You represent everything I hate in this world, you are too stupid to realize your very existence increases overall suffering in this world. In a word, you're vermin.

I hate you, you know that? From the bottom of my heart, if there's a war and you're on the other side, I will enlist.

@PaperTrail yeah the leeches there have a lot of money doesn't they? I would go there and spike people with fentanyl ahah old fucking parasites syphoning worldwide profit in the hands of a few.

Germans and yanks really are the lowest people there is

@PaperTrail my mum's a nurse, she got stabbed, she's doing night after night with psychos, they are understaffed. Nobody there makes 6 figures anywhere.

You're a privileged subcunt from a country built on genocide. You don't deserve that money.

But don't worry, things will come around.

@Lensflare and finally you don't know what projection is, retard. It's not some kind of childish "no U" uno card.

@antigermanist

speaking about being childish…

> if there's a war and you're on the other side, I will enlist.

Are you fucking 12?

That’s like watching a cartoonish villain furiously making a speech 😂

@antigermanist > "Bitch please you never worked a real job in your life lmao"

You're right, its pretty sweet now. All I do is click keys, drink coffee, and solve a problem or two.

Lets see, my dad had me working since I was 8. Pushing a lawnmower, yard work, and whatever odd jobs he found for me. My first 'real' job at 16, the grocery store mgr asked "Son, do you want a job or do you want to work?" ...odd question...so I answered "I want to work". I started the following Monday.

From there I promoted to a floor mgr, frozen food mgr, and produce mgr, all before I was 19. The owner tried really hard to convince me that college and learning computers would be a waste of time and I could really 'make it big' in the grocery business.

Even now at my age, I'm 100% sure I could outwork the teenagers I see at the stores, not to mention any of the crew that works for my bro-in-law's landscaping business.

He jokes that when I retire, he wants me to work for him at least part time.

@antigermanist > "my mum's a nurse, she got stabbed"

Holy crap, I'm sorry. Nurses are not appreciated, protected and certainly not compensated for the nonsense they are expected to deal with.

Folks who want in that field are cut different.

If I had your mum as my nurse, she would only hear "Yes ma'am" and "No ma'am" from me and only the upmost respect.

death to america yold fart

Pretty much sure most of the places are the same. The economy sucks right now.

@unemploy-lizard psst don’t tell the big brain :)

Sure, the job market is not great and getting a new job is hard.

But if the approach of sending 250 cvs is not working. Either your CVs are getting filtered out before it reaches a human or it has red flags (typos, negative talk about past employers or not fitting job criteria).

At this point, it might be better to write a targetted CV for 10 companies and see if that brings more result. I hope you find something great

@wojtek322 I can't target more. They want a list of skill, I have the skill of skill, I don't know what else I can do.

@antigermanist A lot of companies use an automated system to scan their CV. You often have to make sure that some key words in their job description matches in ur CV. If they say, "you are a teamplayer". You have to mention "team" at least, if you say "I work excellent in a group". That is a missed mark by the automated system and a bigger chance your CV will not be seen by a human.

Yes, it's stupid. Try literally copying some words from their job ad into your CV and you might get a reaction. At this point, you have nothing to lose

So try to do some research before applying, you'll get less CVs out but maybe more humans will see it. It's worth trying (or apply for smaller companies without a dedicated HR team).

@antigermanist You're mentally challenged if you think simply applying for jobs via job boards and the like is going to get you anything meaningful (especially without tailoring your CV to specific jobs or companies).

It's a well-known fact that reaching out to recruiters and hiring managers or getting referred (by someone working at the company of your choice) are far more effective ways to get jobs.

And the fact that you're projecting like a whiney kid who can't see how low effort his job-seeking attempts are; speak volumes about you.

@Berkmann18 it’s ok, you can say "retard". He is using that to insult everyone else here as well.

Except for him it’s not an insult. He said a few times that he is proud of being a retard.