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I can't stop laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • 15
    Meh. Yeah ID would be 2 surely? 🀣
  • 12
    @Wabby i thought that too for a sec but dude sql ids start from 1 😁
  • 15
    I posted this once and someone pointed out that I don't have three hands
  • 2
    @JohnScott 😢😢 WOW I Did Not think of that -_-
  • 4
    Maybe he's getting married
  • 1
    @FrodoSwaggins My takeaway from this is that the joke needs to be rephrased to be more accurate

    Select finger
    From hand
    Where finger_id = 3

    Or something similar
  • 1
    @monrichi yes but you have 4 fingers and a thumb.
  • 1
    @Wabby but we say it like "5 fingers in a hand", i have never seen anyone say "i have got 4 fingers and a thumb"
  • 1
    Surely I would think left_hand and right_hand would be separate tables.
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    Honestly if we were having this discussion on a regular social media with "normal" people, they would think we have some mental issues πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ here it all seems so normal.

    Thank you #devrant for having a safe place for ppl like us
  • 1
    @monrichi Oh absolutely. A discussion about whether or not our hands have separate tables would completely go over people's heads.
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    @monrichi @JohnScott tbh, I think we need to account for those out their with different digits on maybe even different hands. Some might have more and others less. I think we need further tables to define these further characteristics.
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    @Wabby fingers can be nullable
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    Not sure if we can ascertain having the same Ids on all stages though. Might want to think about using a business key πŸ˜†
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    Undergrad?
  • 2
    I probably would make the table called finger and give it an FK to the hand table
    Select *
    From finger
    Where hand_id = :lefthand_id and index = :middle_finger
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    @JohnScott I certainly don't want my fingers nulled :)
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    did you just...
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    @Wabby @JohnScott dude my heart stopped for a monent there.
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