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Testing crap on production in the middle of the day.. flm

I just wrote this stub function for my test and thought it was a bit ridiculous and had to share.

A function that returns a function that returns an object with just one function

rant callback yo dawg stubbing

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How recursion works.

joke/meme keep it going

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Happy ~1514786401 seconds!!!

rant new year unix epoch

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Magento sucks ass

rant sucks magento

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When every night is a launch night... So tired.
Been trying to launch this Magento 2 application for about 3 weeks now. It's going to be the death of me.

rant nightmare magento2 launch

Had to start it over its so freaking good...

undefined morty rick programming

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I wanna make something but I lack the will power... Aka lazy.

rant bored make something lazy

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Made this based on one i found on the internet the other day

undefined not-a-repost flowchart git

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So it's 2 weeks past launch day... And we are still not close to launching.

Sigh...

rant launch frustration magento2 fml legacy systems

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!rant
Launch time wish me luck!

undefined wish me luck all nighter launch caffeine

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6 weeks of working on some crackpot bull shirt half ashed code just to end up using a pre built theme that works like a charm... Wish I had thrown this old code out 6 weeks ago.

undefined php theme forest theme porto life wasted magento2

My wife stresses me out sometimes...

undefined dangerous scarry apple laptop

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I just want to shoot php and fpm and apache in the face! its so convoluted. You have to touch like 837 files just to upgrade php56 to php70... oh and the twist is it still doesn't work...

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Freaking Magento! I've been learning how to use Magento for about the past week and i feel like i'm no closer than when i started..

undefined php horse crap magento

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Happy 1500000000 seconds!!

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So I just got let go because there was not enough work to keep me full time. Yet my manager was farming out dev work to a 3rd party developer... Fml

undefined work fml let go

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Code reviewing my own commits... Forever alone

undefined code review forever alone

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