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It’s either he’s crazy, short circuiting or one eye is fake

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  • 0
    One half of your body doesn't move as much as the other because your heart has blocked that path by some object.
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    id kill people to have this guy's life
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    “This is fine”
  • 9
    Thats the look you have when youre about to lose half your fortune to some gold digging whore.
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    Never get married?
  • 0
    If his wife his happy that's all that matters....
  • 7
    Alimony: The fuckin' you get for the fuckin' you got.
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    I really hate that guy.
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    @segfault0xff they met 25 years ago, before he started Amazon, nevermind became the richest guy in the world. If she's a gold digging whore, she played a seriously long game!
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    Also, he's got money for life... can't blame her at all. Aand he's a dick. Aaand everyone here would gladly be in her position now.
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    @segfault0xff @Robinha

    they both worked at the same hedge fund previously and married a year before he started creating amazon, guess where.... in his garage.

    Anyway it seems they co-signed it but when the company went public, she retained no shares as she only worked there for a short while in the financial side. Out of the 167.1 billion thats estimated as his networth, 160billion of it are in amazon shares (a bit over 16% of the company's shares)
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    If you put your thumb on the right part of his face, he is on weed.
    If you change it, an put it on the left side, he is on crack.
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    Dint know Professor Madeye Moody was that good looking.
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