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Stuxnet
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Go find the most cancerous Instagram page in the "coding community" and multiply it by 10.

Bonus points if they:
>>post vague and utter bullshit motivational captions with completely irrelevant pictures.
>>Have the word "entrepreneur" in their bio
>>Have emojis in their bio
>>Mention coffee in their bio

Oh and you know the shitty clean versions of songs that filter out anything that is slightly offensive words? (I recently heard a song that filtered the words "balls" and "vagina." Apparently anatomy is offensive to the snowflakes now.) That's gonna happen to our code. We're gonna have shitty censored versions that remove all "offensive" words.

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  • 5
    Is there a song which contains both words, "balls" AND "vagina"?
    I want to hear it.
  • 2
    @PonySlaystation Freaky Friday by Lil Dicky https://youtu.be/aZla1ttZHaw

    "How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?"

    and

    "Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
    I got a vagina, I’m gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
    Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
    I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman"
  • 3
    @Stuxnet
    "What is your preference between the two?"
    "Yes"
    不不不不不
    You opened my eyes!
  • 3
    @Stuxnet haha, lil dicky. You listen to that unironically?
  • 6
    @Jifuna Yes.

    Shit is fucking fire. /s

    At least I can actually understand his lyrics and it's not:

    "Yea uh yeah yeah yeah uh uh oh oh yeah drugs bitches rolleys bitches drugs yea yea yea" 仄‍儭仄‍儭
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