Imagine what a coder Gordon Ramsay might be like: Your alghoritm is so FUCKING slow, I'd rather to try to brute force a - devRant

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sarcasm-fairy

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Your app has so many bugs, bear grill thinks it's a breakfast buffet.
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fuckwit

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Finally some good fucking code..

WHERE'S THE NULL POINTER CHECK?!
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d4ng3r0u5

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I'll repeat a previous joke: Your code has so much spaghetti, there's vomit on my sweater already 🍝🤮👕
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Fabian

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https://xkcd.com/1513/
https://xkcd.com/1695/
https://xkcd.com/1833/
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Besi

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I just had an idea about a Gordon Ramsay webapp, then I saw your rant Xd
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hyperlisk

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@meowxiik I love you
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hyperlisk

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@Abrynos I also love you
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sarcasm-fairy

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@Abrynos do mine pls
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mundo03

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But the code IS spaget
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sohilkaushal

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I guess he would be like Linus Torvalds just a bit more calm 😂
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ard1998

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He already exists
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sohilkaushal

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@ard1998 yeahhhhhh but he's trying to lower his levels so that he's more approachable by us mere mortals
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mishaor

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YOUR JAVASCRIPT IS F U C K I N G R A W
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samsepiol

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Nino would have the cleanest code because he cleans his code every morning

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