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ganjaman
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So im @ a starbucks, mindin my own fucking business doing work shit when this bitch sit down at my table tryna get my dick like eat shit im working lmao

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  • 8
    If this sound like braggin, keep in mind dat theres 2 things i aint ever seen
    1) a ufo
    2) a bitch i like
  • 31
    What the fuck is even going on?
  • 3
    @M1sf3t always🤙
  • 2
    I generally don't mind when strangers talk to me when I'm programming in public.
    At my local coffeeshop I'll often get the same old jokes like "you hacking everyone's bank account?", but now and then a stranger will sit down to chat and I'll enjoy talking for a bit (even though I'll be half focused on my code, half on the conversation).
  • 6
    Nigga u gae tho so it makes sense
  • 1
    tbf i've felt the same, just not coffee places
  • 4
    This is how high I'm tryna get
  • 1
    I laughed SO hard on this! YMMD 😂
  • 2
    Things rant owner ain't ever seen : a bitch he likes.

    Maybe you are looking for wrong gender 🤔
  • 1
    Pot now legal in canada XD
  • 3
    @jschmold bro it was Sharktits(because Mayhem)
  • 3
    Im da bitch, giv me yo dick.
  • 4
    Yo dick so fat, imma eat it, nigga. It's worth the girth.
  • 3
    I have so many questions... But not sure if I want the answers
  • 5
    @lxmcf I'll answer for you: you don't want the answer.
  • 3
    @Stuxnet thought that was the case... Sounds like on of my many drunken rants that get a swift delete when I sober up
  • 4
    @M1sf3t oh no no no, you should see some of the stuff I don't post and wake up to see half typed in my drafts, oh boy
  • 1
    I gotchu bro just open up Fortnite and she'll go away.
  • 1
    @jschmold @AleCx04
    Reading you two comments and this thought came to mind.

    Fucking Razor Shark Tits won't be easy 🤔
  • 0
    @jschmold privacy issues
  • 0
    @jschmold i just dont wanna be immediately found thru google
  • 0
    @jak645 ion do weed (not even in canada), make my head hurt
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