Recruiters trying to grab my attention by using my name in the subject line - only they forgot to change it from the previous candidate. Ouch!

I personally feel uncomfortable with people addressing me by my name...

Hey {{ candidate.name }}! Sorry to hear that one of our recruiters mixed up your name with someone else!

We'd like to apologize by offering you a job at {{ candidate.potentialJobs[Math.random()] }} for a {{ candidate.primaryLanguage }} developer position!

Feel free to contact us!

@alexbrooklyn you're... You're one of them!

@jschmold My name is so easy, and yet they still get it wrong.

Sometimes they even call me Java 😭

"Hello penis.fart, we have an exciting new opportunity"