When Google recruits, I guess they don't need to ask you anything, since they are already tracking your every move.

Google tries to recruit @linuxxx
First question: "Who the fuck are you???"

Grass is green.
The sun is bright.
Linux sucks

Any other common sense statements you want?

@metamourge fake news. You can't hide completely. They've got a picture of him lol

Google: Hey there, Rabbi... watcha doin?

I think linuxxx won't ever know about them trying to recruit him because the mail would come from google.com. As if this packet even enters his router at home.

@nitwhiz I am still looking for a way to entirely block out google except for YouTube but I've already iptabled Microsoft and Facebook out :)

Like are you changing anything soon like your camera angle!

Same with that lizard-robot dude that runs a company whose logo looks like fedora's logo

I considered applying to the NSA, then realized what I was doing.

They are probably discussing if they should send me an application anyway. 😕

@Root Hey I don't appreciate you talking about my parents like that, mkay?

I've thought about wanting to apply (after graduation) too, but idk. I'm probably too stupid to get a job anyways lol

@Stuxnet ha.

And yeah. Idk if they'd hire me, either.
I do have some history with government work (it's been long enough that I can talk about it, just not in any detail), but that was tainted by a coworker. Doubt they still use the project anymore or they'd probably have been after me to continue work on it.

@Root I've got a prof who was in the army for 20+ years in the IT field.

Thought about doing something there as well.

My biggest issue is I don't want to leave North Carolina. I love it here, most of my friends are here and it has two cities I'd love to live in.

Good thing I've got a few years left before graduation lol

@M1sf3t Yea like I said, I ain't tryna leave NC. My prof told us a lil bit about himself and he moved a lot. 👎🏻