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JeffGreen
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User: I need you to extract all the invoice data for us.

Me: What invoice data in particular, what are filters you require. This is a massive database with millions of transactions.

User: JUST EXTRACT THE TABLE!

Me: Right.....(this is a database with 3000+ tables and hundreds of joins)

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  • 5
    6y
    that's a lv 1000 manager
  • 14
    6y
    Make all the data printable and print it on the printer in his office
  • 2
    6y
    Do the user have clearance for all that data?

    Or are they going to sell it?
  • 6
    6y
    Even funnier she thought was being tech savvy by saying "the table"
  • 1
    6y
    If she has sth like a table view with all invoice information she needs. Tbh you are a bad person on purpose misunderstanding her.
  • 1
    6y
    “No, I didn’t want that, I wanted the invoice data, idiot”

    “Can’t you give it to me by email?”
  • 2
    6y
    “What you’re asking for is both stupid and difficult. Like you! I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
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