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walaboi
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This is sad but true, that's the look I get 🤓

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  • 6
    What do you expect ? Kiss from a girl ?
  • 4
    That happens to me when the uber man talks to me and asks me “What do you do”? And I say “I’m a developer”

    ...

    Uber man: What’s that?
    Me: I’m a programmer
    Uber man: What do you program?
    Me: Software
    Uber man: What kind of software?
    Me: Computer systems, things that make your work easier, like buy/sell systems, etc.
    Uber man: Oh, great.
  • 3
    @Haxk20 of course!!!
  • 10
    This si bullshit.
    Programmer is now so manistream, everyone would say "ah ok" and ignore you like everybody else does.
  • 0
    @hars777 LOL sadly not gona happen.
  • 2
    @ElizadeathRaven can't believe an uber driver won't know what a developer is.
    UBER throws so much startup propaganda at them they would actually teach you how uber works
  • 5
    "I make websites" is my go-to. But I never use GOTO, or Go, tho.
  • 3
    I usually stick to the "I'm a engineer" which pretty much ends that line of enquiry unless I'm talking to another engineer.
  • 1
    @mundo03 r/murderedbywords
  • 3
    Man I geek out so fucking hard whenever I met a programmer out and about while partying / clubbing. Its exhilarating talking to someone about their experiences and what they program in, what they’ve programmed, where they work etc.

    I’m a lone dev where I work, so I don’t get to talk about programming to anyone besides on the internet.
  • 1
    This looks old. People are usually quite enthusiastic when I tell them about my job. They all assume I'm rich and smart. Also, those girls look dumb as fuck. What are they? "Freelance models"?
  • 0
    Wrong buddy! You are at home programming that's your party!😋
  • 3
    @walaboi When you're in a party and tell them that you're a programmer AND a Network Marketer / doing MLM.

    @Haxk20 I think he expected DRY and YAGNI instead? 😉

    @mundo03 on things that never happened 😁

    @ThatDevGuy26 you are right. High paid slaves have the highest income.
  • 3
    What? This’s not true. Programmers don’t even come to party.
  • 0
    @buitrung LOL meaning programmers have no social life? no social wife hehe
  • 2
    @Devnergy don’t be mediocre, we don’t need that
  • 4
    Just tell them you are "Bob the builder of the internet"
  • 0
    Duuuude my printer broke the other day!!! You can fix that, right?
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