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Stuxnet
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I need some cringy tech/programming jokes pls 👇🏻

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  • 4
    Ask the Indian or uni. users here.
  • 9
    All of these are ciminally bad:

    https://web.archive.org/web/...

    (SO took it down)
  • 6
    "When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb."

    lmao. this is a great template tbh, just replace C++ with whatever you want to put down...
  • 2
    @ihatecomputers

    "When your hammer is a hammer, and you suffer from visual hallucinations, everything begins to look like a thumb"
  • 5
    You could always use the classic "there are 10 types of people in this world..." joke
  • 3
    I see what you are doing. You are trying to make them all post them jokes here so they wouldn't be anywhere else!
  • 2
    @AleCx04 actually I've got an assignment more my multimedia class that requires us to record ourselves talking or singing.

    Gonna him my prof with a bunch of shitty jokes lmao
  • 5
    Your code! 😄
  • 5
    @Stuxnet I'd probably insult them and question their lineage in a variety of fictional languages. Elvish, Klingon, Esperanto, Wraith, Sindari, Orcish, Deverrian, etc. Have some fading and overlap between languages, and have the entire thing a long freestyle beatdown

    And if they ask what it translates to, just say it's a poem. 😊
  • 0
    @AleCx04 @Stuxnet had a stroke while typing that first comment lmao.

    I've got a multimedia class and I'mma hit my prof with cringe ass dad jokes; with a mix of tech dad jokes included.
  • 1
    @Root I actually really like this professor so I'm not gonna do that.

    Like the way you think though. Good idea and we'll keep it on the back burner if a future need arises.
  • 1
    Do you use social media?
    Cause we can go to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook.
  • 1
    @irene I'm thinking wraith from LotR
  • 1
    @Root ruthless!
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  • 2
    @irene
    I was actually thinking the Wraith from SG:Atlantis, but the show doesn't feature a spoken Wraith language. 🙁

    @steaksauce
    The Nazgûl in LoTR likewise don't have a different language either.
  • 1
    10 echo "Nancy is a noffle launcher"
    20 goto 10
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